Ham

Ingredients:

Ham

Probably an oven, prehistoric fire, blow torch mentioned in the sweet potato casserole recipe, or other heating device

Other Heating Device

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Instructions:

1. Put ham in oven at 275 for ten minutes per pound

2. Close oven

3. Don’t allow the voices to enter your head with the alone time you have

4. “No Steve I won’t burn them all”

5. Remove ham after some portion of time you’re not really cooking you’re just heating it

6. I don’t know what else to tell you

7. I’m just filling space at this point

8. Bye

#Ham