Chicken Pancakes
It is like chicken and waffles but instead of beautifully fried chicken and golden brown waffles you have disappointing soggy, burnt...
Sweet and Spicy Spaghetti and Meatballs
Life is filled with contradictions. How can a warthog be both a pig but also a small, hard, benign growth on the skin, caused by a virus?...
Greg Proops's Vodka Flavored Vodka
Vodka is my alcoholic drink of choice. The reason behind this is because three of my favorite comedians drink mainly vodka: Greg Proops,...
Ice Cubes
I'm sorry this is too tongue and cheek even for me. I'm sorry for wasting my time and yours by me writing it and you reading it. This has...
Chicken Soup or some shit I threw in a pot
For me chicken soup is mostly a use up for all of the stuff I’ve made in previous days. To me it is better known as shit I threw in a pot...
Frittata (I think this is how it is spelled)
I know this isn’t a traditional Christmas dish and that baby Jesus (the best Jesus) is probably rolling in his grave but let’s live...