I started cooking around the age of fourteen. It was just me and my mom. Until the age of twelve we mainly subsisted on TV dinners and Hot Pockets. My dad was the one who cooked in the family so my mom never had to and thus didn't. After a while I got bored of molten Hot Pocket cheese that probably still effects my ability to use the microwave. I've been scarred too many times Hot Pocket cheese. So, eventually I begged my mom for it to stop because I am an elitist asshole who is too good for TV dinners. Thankfully, she complied and started cooking when I was twelve. But, again I eventually got bored of this too. Remember I said I was an elitist asshole. My mom's cooking, like the Hot Pockets before them, got stale and repetitive. I don't blame her for this. She hates cooking, was never taught it, and was actively discouraged by my father. To combat this I, the hero I am, took up cooking. I've been cooking for around eight years not. I haven't gotten much better, but I have gotten much weirder with the stuff I will make. Even cooking for myself has gotten stale. I must spice it up like putting cayenne in brownies. So here are my weird recipes I've made over the years listed in chronological order. You can also find my posts going through blog on the top screen.